"War on string may be unwinnable" says cat general
Nothing really interesting to report since last time (if you considered that interesting, consider seeking professional help), but after a conversation with Depaxus, I'm going to give anybody who reads this a chance to learn from the animals.
That's right, leave a comment suggesting a situation you'd like to see set up on the various people that we laughingly call "security", or else a question you'd like answered either by me or one of them.
Now, I don't expect a lot of hits here, but none of them are aware I blog all of this nonsense. So anything from you will be out of the blue.
I'm Rick James, bitch!
That's right, leave a comment suggesting a situation you'd like to see set up on the various people that we laughingly call "security", or else a question you'd like answered either by me or one of them.
Now, I don't expect a lot of hits here, but none of them are aware I blog all of this nonsense. So anything from you will be out of the blue.
I'm Rick James, bitch!
posted by Rimmy at 21:58
4 Comments:
Hm. This is tough. I personally want them to learn, so if you lead a horse to water, and you can't make him drink, drown the hooved bitch!
If I was there I would vaulenteer for this suggestion.
Get someone to dress up as someone important, send them to one of the security's sleeping quarters/rounds and get him to wake that bastard up and give him the reaming of his life. Tell him you'll be watching him from now on, that you almost got assaulted and didn't find anyone to help.
2. Run up to one of em, with fake blood pouring out of your mouth, saying someone assaulted you, and that he ran right by here, and that if he wouldn't have been sleeping he might of caught the bitch!
I'll be back with more of these, Suggestions!
Personaly I'd put all your security blog people in charge of the safety of Depraxus's white ass in a maximum security detention facility.
Depraxus would also get to do a serious amout of "sack lifting" for the well endowed inmates with slightly darker skin complextion's. Guess what's worse than lifting someone's "sack"? Giving it a good spit scrub down....
Cheers
OK Kibilz, Depaxus isn't the enemy, I repeat, he is NOT the enemy! And spell his name right for god sakes! its writen infront of you in the blog!
Look at me talking about spelling when my own blog name is spelled wrong.
You guys obviously have alot if issues. The fictional correspondant seems to also adhear to those issues. Maybe you two should get togehter. You both (Men I know) seem to wipe each others asses alot. Maybe then you will quit be such assholes, and live a happier life.
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