Occam's Razor: It slices! It dices! It removes superfluous supernatural entities!
After a hot day of neverending exercise, I find that
Satsuma Soap Suds Smell Sweet.
I love random rooster fisticuffs, train-top brawls, derailed platforms resulting in crashes into fine dining establishments, destruction of high society quartets, beatings delivered by cello, pier destruction by cruise ship, random bludgeonings of air traffic controllers, and having my chicken nuggets prepared by airplane propeller.
And if you have any idea what I'm referencing, I want to violate you in ways that leather, raspberries, and whipped cream have only dreamed of being used in.
Satsuma Soap Suds Smell Sweet.
I love random rooster fisticuffs, train-top brawls, derailed platforms resulting in crashes into fine dining establishments, destruction of high society quartets, beatings delivered by cello, pier destruction by cruise ship, random bludgeonings of air traffic controllers, and having my chicken nuggets prepared by airplane propeller.
And if you have any idea what I'm referencing, I want to violate you in ways that leather, raspberries, and whipped cream have only dreamed of being used in.
posted by Rimmy at 21:41
3 Comments:
Unless that's Indy, and I really doubt it is, then I think I'm innocent of any violation.
Who ever said this, is simply sweeter than I diabetic Milkshake!
tursi - no violating of you!
jovknee - because raspberries are sweeter and, if you're so minded, much smaller and less assault-worthy
fictional - you mean before I said it? I agree!
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