I'll shoot him, but YOU clean him.
Heh.
DiceGimp thinks that if there's ever going to be a supervisor for their site, he's going to be the guy. Which is why he gets so upset when other people get things done and not him.
After a couple of instances of guards going home with the master keys and being unreachable for the day, Q-tip suggested that they institute a system where the guards have to sign when they surrender or receive the keys. He got this suggestion approved by both his own company, and Evil Property Manager's office. Simple enough.
But DiceGimp balked. He says it's "demeaning" to do so, and that he likes the way they did it before.
Demeaning? This coming from a guy who thinks it's demeaning that other people use soap in contrast to his anti-hygiene stance.
Anyway, while he was sulking about it, the female guard said she doesn't like having to haul all their stuff down to the storeroom after her shift, and would he please take his chair down when his shift ends two hours before her.
Basically she's got a folding table, chair, bike, and whatever papers they were using. Plus her personal stuff. It doesn't seem out of line to have him take down a single chair with him when he goes.
But he said that this is the way they've always done it on this site (he's been on the site since May and I assure you, it's not the way it's always been done nor is it cast in stone that they do it like that) and so that's how they'll keep doing it.
She gave him a bit of static about it, saying it wasn't unreasonable for him to take something down with him when he goes. So....
Yesterday there was no sign of him that I could see. I don't spy on them, but when I'm on duty I'm fairly aware of my surroundings and the surrounding buildings, and I didn't see him at all. Ah well, not my problem.
Palooka and the female guard show up, and they ask me where he is (along with the table and chair that usually sits so prominently in the foyer). I give the female guard my site phone so she can call her partner, and guess what?
Stung because someone else (Q-tip) managed to make a change in the routine, and irritated at female guard because she dared challenge him, DiceGimp has decided that he'll just sit outside on the concrete steps and write in his notebook, and towards the end of his shift he'll go down to their storeroom and write up his report.
Quote: "I thought I'd try something new for the site, since everybody else is doing it."
Well, I guess he'll show them. :P
And now people at my site, through no influence of mine, are referring to him as "that guy who kind of looks like a badger". Ha!
I told you he was ridiculous!
DiceGimp thinks that if there's ever going to be a supervisor for their site, he's going to be the guy. Which is why he gets so upset when other people get things done and not him.
After a couple of instances of guards going home with the master keys and being unreachable for the day, Q-tip suggested that they institute a system where the guards have to sign when they surrender or receive the keys. He got this suggestion approved by both his own company, and Evil Property Manager's office. Simple enough.
But DiceGimp balked. He says it's "demeaning" to do so, and that he likes the way they did it before.
Demeaning? This coming from a guy who thinks it's demeaning that other people use soap in contrast to his anti-hygiene stance.
Anyway, while he was sulking about it, the female guard said she doesn't like having to haul all their stuff down to the storeroom after her shift, and would he please take his chair down when his shift ends two hours before her.
Basically she's got a folding table, chair, bike, and whatever papers they were using. Plus her personal stuff. It doesn't seem out of line to have him take down a single chair with him when he goes.
But he said that this is the way they've always done it on this site (he's been on the site since May and I assure you, it's not the way it's always been done nor is it cast in stone that they do it like that) and so that's how they'll keep doing it.
She gave him a bit of static about it, saying it wasn't unreasonable for him to take something down with him when he goes. So....
Yesterday there was no sign of him that I could see. I don't spy on them, but when I'm on duty I'm fairly aware of my surroundings and the surrounding buildings, and I didn't see him at all. Ah well, not my problem.
Palooka and the female guard show up, and they ask me where he is (along with the table and chair that usually sits so prominently in the foyer). I give the female guard my site phone so she can call her partner, and guess what?
Stung because someone else (Q-tip) managed to make a change in the routine, and irritated at female guard because she dared challenge him, DiceGimp has decided that he'll just sit outside on the concrete steps and write in his notebook, and towards the end of his shift he'll go down to their storeroom and write up his report.
Quote: "I thought I'd try something new for the site, since everybody else is doing it."
Well, I guess he'll show them. :P
And now people at my site, through no influence of mine, are referring to him as "that guy who kind of looks like a badger". Ha!
I told you he was ridiculous!
posted by Rimmy at 13:14
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I Have one thing to call him,
"Cabbage Loving Twat"
THERE! I said it!
If he loves cabbage, it's only because he can sometimes overcome cabbage in a battle of wits.
Sometimes.
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