I did my work, now I GOTS to get paid!
Wow, what a day. Someday I'm going to have to try this sleep things I've heard so much about. Apparently it's popular.
I'm not usually at the site when there are much in the way of employees present, but that wasn't the case this time. And when they saw it was me instead of the S/S, I got big smiles, calls to come over and have food, and just generally hang out.
Hmmm, if I beat the S/S in mortal combat do I get to take his place on that shift? ;)
Anyway, I mentioned to the Romanian that the Indian guy and I were arguing about which of us weighed more. I thought I was a shoe-in because I'm taller than him, although not as broad across.
Still, I thought I had the advantage on him. So we went to the old scale at the back. He beat me by ten kilograms! Damn dude!
These jackets hide a lot, apparently.
The Romanian was then telling me he only weighed 187, and was pissed off to discover that he was in fact 198. So he was heavier than me too. Don't think I didn't milk the "fatass" jokes for the rest of the night. ;)
As I came home in the morning, I saw a girl waiting on the SkyTrain platform. She had a jacket on pulled tight over gigantic conical breasts, and then it tighted immediately underneath them. The jacket was shiny blue, and she had a smile/expression on her face like she'd just had an orgasm. She was smiling around at people, the station, concrete blocks... it was weird.
Then on the way to work that night, I saw a girl with the skinniest legs I've ever seen in a pair of jeans. I thought the heroin-thin look was out. :P
Have you ever bought somebody a little something, and given them super-easy clues as to what it was, and they still don't manage to figure it out? And you've done everything but write what it is on a piece of paper and wave it in front of their nose?
Thank God for that sweet ass. ;)
I'm not usually at the site when there are much in the way of employees present, but that wasn't the case this time. And when they saw it was me instead of the S/S, I got big smiles, calls to come over and have food, and just generally hang out.
Hmmm, if I beat the S/S in mortal combat do I get to take his place on that shift? ;)
Anyway, I mentioned to the Romanian that the Indian guy and I were arguing about which of us weighed more. I thought I was a shoe-in because I'm taller than him, although not as broad across.
Still, I thought I had the advantage on him. So we went to the old scale at the back. He beat me by ten kilograms! Damn dude!
These jackets hide a lot, apparently.
The Romanian was then telling me he only weighed 187, and was pissed off to discover that he was in fact 198. So he was heavier than me too. Don't think I didn't milk the "fatass" jokes for the rest of the night. ;)
As I came home in the morning, I saw a girl waiting on the SkyTrain platform. She had a jacket on pulled tight over gigantic conical breasts, and then it tighted immediately underneath them. The jacket was shiny blue, and she had a smile/expression on her face like she'd just had an orgasm. She was smiling around at people, the station, concrete blocks... it was weird.
Then on the way to work that night, I saw a girl with the skinniest legs I've ever seen in a pair of jeans. I thought the heroin-thin look was out. :P
Have you ever bought somebody a little something, and given them super-easy clues as to what it was, and they still don't manage to figure it out? And you've done everything but write what it is on a piece of paper and wave it in front of their nose?
Thank God for that sweet ass. ;)
posted by Rimmy at 12:48
5 Comments:
No one has to ask me for hints, I can't stand surprises, even if I'm the one giving them. If I buy Jason a present, as soon as he walks in the door, I yell "Go look in the closet!" I suck.
I actually prefer to take the receiver shopping and let them actually pick it out. Sure, it's less fun but better they get something they actually want, in my opinion.
Unless I've seen them pine over something in the past, then I'm happy to surprise them with that.
Craig - just because your birthday was coming up did not mean I was going to buy you those purple "quivering eggs". You big weirdo. :P
Nobody pays when I've got money. ;)
Its true, The Rimmy is very generous with his dough......er......Money I mean :)
You only say that because I'm not coming to paintball with you, despite you attempting to sweeten that honeypot at every turn. :P
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