Look out, Hallmark!
She's not shy about it, so everyone can see,
But what's really disturbing is she's been with ten times more people than me.
A decision must be made, about just what I should do,
Do I sleep with this girl, or find someone new?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, more,
Meh, I'm already wasted, might as well sleep with the whore.
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Sorry about that, a Mastercard commercial went through my head as I stumbled home far too late from work:
New shirt and pants: $120
Seven shots of tequila: $28
Ten more shots of tequila: $40
Drunken hallucination of fighting the battle of Helms Deep with a machine gun: PRICELESS
But what's really disturbing is she's been with ten times more people than me.
A decision must be made, about just what I should do,
Do I sleep with this girl, or find someone new?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, more,
Meh, I'm already wasted, might as well sleep with the whore.
-----
Sorry about that, a Mastercard commercial went through my head as I stumbled home far too late from work:
New shirt and pants: $120
Seven shots of tequila: $28
Ten more shots of tequila: $40
Drunken hallucination of fighting the battle of Helms Deep with a machine gun: PRICELESS
posted by Rimmy at 02:02
3 Comments:
Sigh ;)
Nice steal from LICD.
LICD.com much??? Next time don't pass mastercard commercials off line-for-line as your own works of glory.
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